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QUENTIN

since 2025 › Jan › 18 (Sat) @ 08:13 UTC

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2 days ago

QUENTIN LETTS: The genius of Starmer... just put off any election you look like losing ⊕

found 2025 › Dec › 05 (Fri) @ 02:05 UTC

a story from The Daily Mail 💩 › The Daily Mail

Sir Keir Starmer's people have hit on a brilliant way of not losing elections: keep postponing them. This, admittedly, means a junior minister must face tricky questioning in the Commons.

3 days ago

QUENTIN LETTS: Kemi's confidence has grown... she looks much happier than the grey spud opposite her ⊕

found 2025 › Dec › 03 (Wed) @ 18:50 UTC

a story from The Daily Mail 💩 › The Daily Mail

There was a salty moment as Sir Keir Starmer left PMQs. 'Never again!' he was told by Sir Lindsay Hoyle. 'I'm not having it, forget it,' continued the enraged Speaker.

4 days ago

QUENTIN LETTS: Mr Lammy claimed the Victims' Commissioner backed his proposal. In fact, she died a few weeks ago. Eek... ⊖

found 2025 › Dec › 02 (Tue) @ 20:30 UTC

a story from The Daily Mail 💩 › The Daily Mail

For Downing Street technicians, another disappointing day. They had again fitted the hypersonic Lammy to their launch pad and topped its liquid oxygen levels.

5 days ago

The RMS Starmer was going round in circles, some crew trying to scuttle the ship, while the chief purser locked herself in her cabin: QUENTIN LETTS

found 2025 › Dec › 01 (Mon) @ 23:10 UTC

a story from The Daily Mail 💩 › The Daily Mail

Here at the worm farm we had a day of wriggling. Westminster's slippery invertebrates writhed and waved their maggoty forms in the air as they vied for supremacy.

6 days ago

QUENTIN LETTS: Lie, lie, lie, lie... the word kept echoing round the cavern of her brain ⊖

found 2025 › Dec › 01 (Mon) @ 01:45 UTC

a story from The Daily Mail 💩 › The Daily Mail

A bruised, stale, defensive Rachel Reeves cut a sad figure on Sunday-morning television. It was not easy to watch. A boxing referee might have stepped in to put the Chancellor out of her misery.

9 days ago

QUENTIN LETTS: Jenrick fired quality harrumphs by the yard, but where was Lammy?

found 2025 › Nov › 27 (Thu) @ 21:10 UTC

a story from The Daily Mail 💩 › The Daily Mail

David Lammy, previously a champion of the jury system, declined to come to the Commons to explain the Government's plans to, ahem, scrap juries for all but 'the most serious cases'.

10 days ago

QUENTIN LETTS: When Rachel Reeves glanced at little Torsten's telephone her eyes popped out on bedsprings, dangling like a couple of toffee apples. Seldom has a chancellor looked so rocked at the start of a Budget…

found 2025 › Nov › 26 (Wed) @ 16:30 UTC

a story from The Daily Mail 💩 › The Daily Mail

After earlier leaks, now the whole Hoover dam collapsed. Total Seepage Situation.

11 days ago

The Donald was given a free pass by Labour MPs over Ukraine peace agreement. Why are they so wet? QUENTIN LETTS watches PMQs... ⊕

found 2025 › Nov › 26 (Wed) @ 01:45 UTC

a story from The Daily Mail 💩 › The Daily Mail

Reform sustained some damage in the Commons for its 'pro-Putin' stance. Sir Keir Starmer and Kemi Badenoch biffed hard at Nigel Farage 's party.

12 days ago

After this shower of Establishment flummery, if I were Trump I'd ask for $15 billion: QUENTIN LETTS watches BBC bosses being grilled

found 2025 › Nov › 25 (Tue) @ 01:25 UTC

a story from The Daily Mail 💩 › The Daily Mail

Samir Shah, under-attack chairman of the even-more-in-the-mire BBC , tiptoed into the Commons culture committee.

15 days ago

Churches were RIGHT to refuse to help women posing as needy mothers begging for formula who went viral. No one else will say it, says QUENTIN LETTS... but this is why - and the Bible backs me up

found 2025 › Nov › 21 (Fri) @ 18:10 UTC

a story from The Daily Mail 💩 › The Daily Mail

Welfare cuts are not immoral, churches are not cash-dispenser machines and Christians, unless they can feed 5,000 people from five loaves and two Galilee sardines, are not mass caterers.

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