The Prime Minister bagged himself a seat next to 'Hello Boys' Wonderbra supermodel Claudia Schiffer as the Royal Family hosted the first German state visit to the UK in 27 years.
Real Housewives of London Juliet Angus, Amanda Cronin, Karen Loderick-Peace, Juliet Mayhew, Panthea Parker and Nessie Welschinger were less than enthusiastic.
The Good Morning Britain presenter piled pressure on the Chancellor during an awkward encounter as she appeared on the ITV breakfast show a day after unveiling a £30billion assault on British workers.
As the Prince and Prime Minister emerged on to the stage alongside Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, they fumbled with their positions as they decided who would stand in the middle.
Photographs also captured the actress ducking down in the passenger seat next to ex-fiancé Jonathan Davino amid her controversial Scooter Braun romance.