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3 months ago

BORIS JOHNSON: I thought it was absurd that men evolved to have beards - until my wife Carrie's very surprising comment about the face fungus I grew on holiday

Why has the Almighty condemned the entire male sex to wear facial hair, this pointless and unsightly excrescence that must be harvested daily with nostril-chopping bits of plastic and steel?

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